Spotted on the internet is this chalkboard from a bar in the New York area claiming beer is better than women listing 12 beautiful reasons you should get yourself a cold one.

While we don't really agree, you've got to give beer the credit for coming up with some pretty good reasons. Here they are:

1. Beer is always wet

2. Frigit [sic] beer is good beer

3. Beer never gets a headache

4. Beer always goes down easily

5. You can share beer with your friends

6. You don't have to wine and dine beer

7. You can enjoy beer everyday of the month

8. You always know you are the first one to pop a beer

9. You don't have to wash beer before it tastes good

10. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty

11. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

12. If you pour beer right now you'll always get a good head